Let the storm rage on!
Aubrey Plaza at the 2014 Vanity Fair Oscar Party (March 2, 2014)
what if flies said “hey” every time they flew by your ear
I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life
Customer: I’ll have a large green tea, unsweetened
Me: And was that hot or iced?
Me: Yes, we have green tea available both hot and iced. Which one would you like?
Customer: I don’t know what you mean, I just want green tea!
Me: Well I can do that warm, or cold…
Customer: *completely exasperated* Cold, of course!
Thank you for informing me that green and cold are synonymous. I feel so enlightened.